samonsterx:

squick-too-quick:

queen-of-contradiction:

“Sam had no sympathy for the coyote.”
…wat

“She looked around one last time for Hatter, then abandoned her puddle.”
so i was dating the Mad Hatter and then left him when i ran from a puddle
k

“I don’t like it.”
… oh.

“Add pizzazz with garlic”
still gonna come, guys?

samonsterx:

squick-too-quick:

queen-of-contradiction:

“Sam had no sympathy for the coyote.”

…wat

“She looked around one last time for Hatter, then abandoned her puddle.”

so i was dating the Mad Hatter and then left him when i ran from a puddle

k

“I don’t like it.”

oh.

“Add pizzazz with garlic”

still gonna come, guys?